For those who know that some companies are more than they seem, the Zapata Off-Shore Co Hoodie is a nod to history’s most enigmatic oil outfit. Founded by George H.W. Bush, Zapata Offshore wasn’t just about rigs and drilling—it was about whispers, winks, and wild speculation. Was it an oil company? A covert CIA operation? Or something in between? The truth is classified, but the comfort is undeniable.
This hoodie is your go-to for staying warm while decoding conspiracy theories, hosting shadowy meetings, or just grabbing coffee with that one friend who “knows a guy.” With its ultra-soft fleece interior and durable stitching, it’s perfect for high-stakes missions—or lazy Sundays on the couch binge-watching espionage thrillers.
- Unapologetically mysterious
- Soft enough to hide secrets
- Durable enough for offshore adventures
Wear it proudly, and you might just catch a knowing glance from someone who’s in on the story—or at least from the guy in the corner with the newspaper and sunglasses. Whether you’re unraveling classified intel or just enjoying the enigma, this hoodie has you covered. Stay cozy, stay curious, and keep ‘em guessing.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |
4XL | 33 | 32 |
5XL | 34 | 34 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
L | 73.7 | 61 |
XL | 76.2 | 66 |
2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |